Taking the Scenic Route

“President Bush said the other side, meaning Kerry and Edwards, just ‘talks a good game.’ Well, at least nobody can accuse Bush of that.” — Jay Leno

“John Kerry and John Edwards recently published their political promises and strategies in a book. You see that’s smart putting all their ideas in a book. This way they’re certain to keep them secret from Bush.”  – Jay Leno

“Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.” — GW Bush