Taking the Scenic Route

Irony:  You are on the phone with a health insurance company who has reviewed your application and is telling you about the insurance…as she is telling you that you can also get life insurance since your family is in such good health, your child wanders over to you and throws up all over you.  several times.  You have to tell her you need to go because your toddler needs you as he continues to puke all over you.  Poor kid.  I was thinking this morning, as I was cleaning dipes that there are things worse than poop…puke…and how lucky I was that he has not thrown up since he was a babe on breastmilk only.  I guess my mama instincts were warning me something was up (pun intended) today.