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Saturday October 29, 2005

29th October 2005

Saturday October 29, 2005

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Let’s look at the inner workings of people’s minds.  Here are some actual patents.


My nominees for “Worst Parent of the Year” awards   You really have to be twisted to actually get a patent on some of these.

Baby Cage  the jaw-dropping solution for co-sleepers

Baby patter  um, not sure whether to laugh or be horrified

Cry no More sadomasochism for the newborn set

Junior Jail almost puke worthy.

Diaper Alarm let’s put an electrical sensor against a baby to see if they are wet.  brilliant.

Milk Gun what were they thinking


And the ‘just plain odd”

Baby Shower yeah, this is just silly.

Dad Saddle  not exactly safe looking, but not horrific either.  Along the same lines, but looking a bit less safe is the Shoulder Saddle

Fashion Papoose.  I can appreciate the idea, but this is serious overkill.  lol.  Two main problems with this one.  First, why would you need a bottle, and how comfortable would it be strapped to your back, and Second, how would you get the diapers and bottles out of this thing?  This has to be the single most uncomfortable sling I have ever seen.

My parents would have liked this one  Squabble Shield


And not parenting related, but simply silly

Pantyhose 3x  so comfy looking too

Earthquake house  “nature’s bowling ball”

Hurricane House

Toilet Snorkel

and finally, the most practical invention, a Wearable Dog House


If you want to see some more, here is the link to the main website.

This entry was posted on Saturday, October 29th, 2005 at 10:59 PM and is filed under Uncategorized. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

There are currently 3 responses to “Saturday October 29, 2005”

  1. 1 On October 30th, 2005, Thia7278 said:

    Some people (not you) have waaaayyyyy too much time on their hands. 

  2. 2 On October 30th, 2005, juliepersons said:

    The “squabble shield” made me grin

    the “cry no more” made me queasy


  3. 3 On October 31st, 2005, bionicsquirrel said:

    Why in the heck would people pay money to patent those things? I do like the dad saddle though. That inventor must have really been thinking hard to come up with that.

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