Taking the Scenic Route

It smells like a giant fart in here.  Our dishwasher backed up for the millionth time.  We don’t even use the thing because it is faster and easier to wash dishes by hand since all the dishwasher manages to do is cement food to plates rather than clean them.  I have been using the dishwasher to store less used kitchen items, but I am going to have to stop doing that if I have to clean them every time the dang pipes back up and leave a few inches of stinky water.  Blech!